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How to screw with a small business in four easy steps

1. Show up unannounced for a survey of said business. Leave note saying you came. Say you’ll show up unannounced again, prompting proprietors to never leave the business for six months.

2. Pretend to come to the business at some point in the future when one of the proprietors is actually there; do not knock, do not open the door, do not even call. Leave with no note or indication that you came.

3. Send certified letter stating that you tried to come to said business multiple times. Promise to revoke license unless they respond within 21 calendar (not business) days.

4. Leave your office for vacation.

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Comments closed — Trackbacks closed RSS 2.0 feed for these comments This entry (permalink) was posted on Monday, August 13, 2007, at 9:52 am by comprak. Filed in Uncategorized.

3 Comments

  1. Leesie

    She’s still on vacation? Eff! I’m sorry Kashi. :-(

    Posted on 13-Aug-07 at 10:24 am | Permalink
  2. Bonnie

    teh suck :( i wish you luck with burningdownherofficeimeangettingtostraightenenverythingoutwiththem. :P

    and my work has now blocked LJ and blogspot so no more checking on lisy during my lunch…

    fyi, we will be going to philly sometime in the near future to hit up the Franklin Institute, we should meet up for lunch or something! I’ll drop you two an email when we know the date.

    Posted on 13-Aug-07 at 10:40 am | Permalink
  3. Leesie

    New site layout? Teh neat!

    Posted on 14-Aug-07 at 9:00 am | Permalink