The Perfect Jenga
“It was, by all accounts, …”
The Perfect Jenga.
“Forged by the iron wills of Prakash, Mare, and Michael, the perfect Jenga stood as a testament to the tremendous eye-hand coordination and the fierce competitive nature of these warriors.”
“It withstood assault upon assault, until…”
“The ‘Lisa’ arrived!”
“The Lisa sought to destroy the Perfect Jenga!”
“She studied the intricacies of the Perfect Jenga, seeking the best possible method to punish the competitors and lay waste to the land!”
“‘Aha! Ahahahahaha! I have found it!,’ cried the Lisa. ‘You shall face damnation and eternal burnination! Tremble in fear! Feel my wrath!’”
“Lisa assaulted the Perfect Jenga with all her strength!”
“The Perfect Jenga is no more! FEEL YOUR FLESH BURN AS I LAY WASTE TO YOUR PERFECT JENGA! COWER IN FEAR!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
“The Perfect Jenga! MEEEOOOOOOOOOOW!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!”
“From the destruction of the Perfect Jenga rose a terrible hurricane! It showed no mercy as it lay waste to everything and everyone!”
“In its wake nothing was saved – all was lost, including our brave warriors: Prakash, Mare and Michael.”
“The brave warriors – and The Perfect Jenga – will never be forgotten.”